1. The only video games you can play are on arcade machines.
2. You call all motorcycle cops “Ponch”.
3. You can solve a Rubik’s cube in 12.8 seconds.
4. You’re still drinking West Coast Coolers.
5. You think 40 is the new 20.
6. The only song you karaoke to is Bohemian Rhapsody.
7. You just can’t get Windows95 to work properly on your Commodore 64.
8. There are still acid wash jeans and hypercolour t-shirts in your drawers.
9. You dance like Peter Garrett.
10. You have kids and you start saying things like: “Back in the 80’s…”
11. You still like to play Pong for old time’s sake.
12. You still buy wine in cardboard casks.
